The Couple

When Saturday comes and chores are to do
Try not to let an argument brew
When she says, “I want . . . ”
And you say, “I don’t”
You know what you’re getting into

Ready to Meet the Lord

There was a young fellow from Greer
Who lived like he’d little to fear
But as he grew old and gray
And faced Judgment Day
He leaned on the Lord who was near

Summer

We suffer June heat 
Summer sends down golden rays 
Iced tea will soothe us

Watching 'Gunsmoke'

An old man watched “Gunsmoke”
As his wife dozed in her recliner.
He knew he’d never find
A woman any finer.

The old man could rise with the sun
Or rise as he pleased.
He needed his rest,
And he needed some knees.

His doctor told him he’d know
When his knees were about to go.
But he was taking things easy,
Just walking real slow.

“Gunsmoke" reminded him of times gone by.
When the program was over, he let out a sigh.
“Those were the good old days,” he said.
Then he kissed his wife and hobbled to bed.